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How Are The Brakes? T-Shirt | Funny Motorcycle Shirt | Biker Gift | Vintage Rider Tee | Motorbike Humour T-Shirt | Café Racer Shirt

How Are The Brakes? T-Shirt | Funny Motorcycle Shirt | Biker Gift | Vintage Rider Tee | Motorbike Humour T-Shirt | Café Racer Shirt

Regular price ÂŁ18.99 GBP
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đŸïžđŸ’š "How Are The Brakes? Don't Know — Never Touched Them." A perfect t-shirt for riders who believe the throttle is more important than the brake lever.

Featuring a vintage-inspired motorcycle graphic and classic rider humour, this design captures the carefree spirit of old-school biking and the thrill of life on two wheels. With a subtle nod to the golden era of motorcycle culture, this shirt is ideal for riders who appreciate classic machines, winding roads, and a good laugh.

Whether you're cruising country roads, attending bike meets, wrenching in the garage, or simply dreaming about your next ride, this shirt belongs in every biker's wardrobe.

Features

✔ Soft and comfortable feel
✔ High-quality printed design
✔ Classic unisex fit
✔ Vintage motorcycle artwork
✔ Distressed retro styling
✔ Perfect for everyday wear and bike events

Perfect Gift For

🎁 Motorcycle riders
🎁 Classic bike enthusiasts
🎁 CafĂ© racer fans
🎁 Vintage motorcycle lovers
🎁 Custom bike builders
🎁 Weekend riders
🎁 Motorbike collectors
🎁 Birthday and Christmas gifts

Perfect for anyone who understands that riding is more than transportation—it's a lifestyle.

Care Instructions

‱ Machine wash cold, inside out
‱ Tumble dry low
‱ Do not iron directly over the print
‱ Avoid bleach

📏 Please check sizing before ordering

All items are made to order, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size or change of mind.

👉 Please refer to the size chart in the listing images before purchasing.

If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, just contact us and we'll make it right.

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