How Are The Brakes T-Shirt | Funny Motorbike Rider Shirt

For anyone who believes slowing down is optional. This funny motorbike design features a vintage-style rider alongside the phrase “How Are The Brakes? Don’t Know — Never Touched Them”, creating a cheeky joke that bikers and motorcycle fans will instantly appreciate.

A great T-shirt for motorbike riders, motorcycle enthusiasts, bikers or anyone who enjoys two-wheeled humour with a rebellious edge.

Why you’ll love it

• Soft and comfortable feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Funny motorbike inspired design
• Perfect for bikers and motorcycle enthusiasts
• Makes a fun gift for riders, dads and motorbike lovers
• Free UK & USA delivery

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the print
• Avoid bleach

📏 Please check sizing before ordering

All T-shirts are made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change of mind.

👉 Please check the size chart in the product images before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged, misprinted or incorrect, just contact us and we’ll make it right.